Forgot to update you guys

Dear Jess Ke,
Good day.

We spoke early last week on an opening grand stand that I ordered for my friend’s opening at Millenia Walk.
Delivery date: 13 September 2008
Recipient: Benno
Location: Millenia Walk
Cost: $120

I would like to express my disappointment over the personalized opening grand stand that I ordered from you for my friend’s boutique opening. When I spoke to you, you mentioned that you will design a nice beautiful grand stand on my friend’s opening. When I visited his opening yesterday, to my horror, the flowers that you used are already dying. I know some of the flowers you use are expensive ones, but they are dying. When I checked with my friend, he mentioned that when the flowers were delivered, the quality of flower is already ‘not fresh’ as it is.

This is such a disappointment because:
1. This is a grand opening of a boutique, yet you use dying flowers in the grand stand. I meant to send the flowers to my friend to congratulate him for his opening, I strongly believe DYING FLOWERS WILL NOT reflect that.
2. You caused embarrassment to your client by using such inferior quality flowers. I paid the amount you quoted in full but you caused me extreme embarrassment by sending inferior quality flowers. There is no way AT ALL you can compensate for this damage.
3. You told me $120 can get me a nice grand stand. But you don’t have quality in your product.
4. Grand stand flowers normally last at least for 3 days. Your flowers are already dying when you delivered on the FIRST DAY, which was Sat, 13 September.
5. I gave you ample time to make the necessary arrangement. I went early last week, you can check against your invoice order. So there is no excuse that you can’t source for quality flowers.

I’m a business owner myself, so I will give you some respect by not making a scene at your shop as you have walk-in customers. But I must highlight to you that this is not the way to do business. If you can’t deliver a good standard of grand opening stand at a budget of $120, let me know. You don’t use dying flowers to fit into my budget. You don’t believe me, go to Millennia Walk to check your flowers.

This is a huge disappointment indeed. You can be assured that this will be the first and definitely the last time I will ever make an order with Flower Scent. There is no way you can compensate for the embarrassment that you have caused me.

regards.

Tried and Tested

Recently I bought Ettusias (did i spell the damn brand correctly?) pore cover powder or something. It cost me $66, with cheo casing and all.

Before I bought the powder, I looked at the sales girl's face, powder not bad, so I ask her "Are you using this powder?". She said yes, so ho-seh-liao - i bought the powder coz the texture really quite nice.

The next day, i also woke up with gusto coz want to use new powder mah. First, serum, moisturiser, sunblock etc and finally ready for my powder. Woo hoo, look damn cheo!!!

As usual, I'm always running for buses in my heels. So run run run and damn-it perspire. When i reach office hor, still think i very cheo. But when I went toilet, ta ma de, the stupid powder becomes uneven/patchy on the face. Angwee!

The next day I tried using the powder again, i thought maybe it's my moisturiser or something. Ta ma de same result. so the powder is anti-perspiration. No perspiration damn cheo. When you perspire, I will look as if I got fungus on my face. Ta ma de, what kind of powder is that??? Who the hell don't perspire???? MANNEQUIN???? Cock!!!

Now after wasting $66, I have to waste more money to buy back my good old Shu Eumura. And I'm so so broke lor!!! Dont even have money to buy bra liao! Shucks...What kind of powder anti-perspiration one? Quite disappointed at Ettusias, their mascara was quite good, can't say the same for their other products.

Angwee!!!

Debrief for cheo blue dress

Jaycee says:
hahahaha in the blue dress not so bad lah
NONO FAT ASS says:
i look quite fat and i slouched
Jaycee says:
the green dress sorry
NONO FAT ASS says:
i need to stand straighter
Jaycee says:
the green dress is BAD
Jaycee says:
true frds tell the truth!!!
NONO FAT ASS says:
ya lah ya lah
Jaycee says:
i hope u better in person in the green dress hahaha
NONO FAT ASS says:
ah ba den
NONO FAT ASS says:
super cheo
Jaycee says:
& hor
Jaycee says:
why u wear the bra with the blue dress arh
Jaycee says:
that dress supposed to be sexy neh
NONO FAT ASS says:
actually got tape one, but tape disappear during dinner
Jaycee says:
& make men drool
Jaycee says:
hahahaahaha
NONO FAT ASS says:
i cannot find my normal bra
NONO FAT ASS says:
so ta ma de got to wear the bra u and me bought in bkk
Jaycee says:
hahahahahaha
NONO FAT ASS says:
hehe
Jaycee says:
u need more bras
NONO FAT ASS says:
this shows that must be prepared before going for wedding
NONO FAT ASS says:
ya, i v broke to buy new bra
NONO FAT ASS says:
i got one black lacy lacy bra
NONO FAT ASS says:
i cant find it
NONO FAT ASS says:
ta ma de
NONO FAT ASS says:
otherwise v sexy wat, can see my lacy lacy bra
Jaycee says:
is it in ryan's pocket?
Jaycee says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jaycee says:
ok u wanted to be slutty
NONO FAT ASS says:
ya
NONO FAT ASS says:
but cant find bra
NONO FAT ASS says:
ta ma de
Jaycee says:
in the end still look virgin
NONO FAT ASS says:
yes
NONO FAT ASS says:
nah bei