LCB in town.. bleh

What I felt when I see LCB:



hahahahahahhahaaa yippieeeee!!!

Lunatic in the bus

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meet another lunatic in the bus!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I always meet lunatics one???????????
NB!!

This ah-chek looking chap was sitting in front of me.
I was happily listening to my Sony Ericsson du du di di dum dum...
Then suddenly psycho ah-chek winked at me, nahbei!
And started to talk to me dont know about what!
I rolled my eyes and looked away, hoping he will stop.
But he neh stopped!! He continued with his monologue, pointing out of the glass window and bla bla bla.
Wah lao, he thinks he is having romantic ride on the bus with me is it?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ALWAYS ATTRACT LUNATICS???????

I was telling my friend about this and she said something funny, here goes:

wAnZzz:
who bully u in the bus?

NONO FAT ASS:
this stupid lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
who first winked at me then started to talk to me

NONO FAT ASS
i rolled my eyes and ignore him

wAnZzz
is he cute?

NONO FAT ASS
eeeeeeeee

NONO FAT ASS
he looks like a lunatic - uncle uncle looking

wAnZzz
ewwww

NONO FAT ASS
i think he pretends to be lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
coz lunatic wont know how to take bus and stop at chinatown

wAnZzz
told u to not go ard attracting pple

NONO FAT ASS
ya lor, must switch off my beauty radar

NONO FAT ASS
si be disgusting okay!!! stupid looonatic

wAnZzz
the winkin part is really gross

NONO FAT ASS
i think he went to yangtze to watch RA movie - thats why stop at chinatown! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wAnZzz
hahaaa

wAnZzz
ewww

NONO FAT ASS
GROSS LEI!!

NONO FAT ASS
next time must threaten to call police!

NONO FAT ASS
"hey you, do i know you? are u trying to pretend to be lunatic? dont think im scared of you! i call police to haul your sorry ass to police station!!!"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

wAnZzz
i think u need to bring an alarm with u ard

NONO FAT ASS
and start to ring my alarm when psycho talks to me?

NONO FAT ASS
so it will go like this:

NONO FAT ASS
Psycho: "xiao jie"
noni: "ring alarm" while psycho cover ears
Psycho: "stop.. stop" "alarm ringing" "xiao..."alarm ring"...jie..."alarm ring"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

wAnZzz
haahahahahahahahahha

Not angry liao

As title implies, not ang-wee liao.
I also wonder why I was so pissed just now.
Period coming soon? Think so.
Tired? Think so.
Lazy? Definitely.
Aiyah, I think my ego was bruised thats why!!!
okay, take criticism in my stride and do better!

YAY!!!
_l_

Pissed

My speakers' line up not good enough?
Then you do it yourself lor!
NBCB.

You small f***ing low-life... arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh...............
ok take deep breath and count to 10
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.........

Okay take criticism in our stride and we will do better.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR still angry!!!!!!!
okay next time must defend my work, TMD, f***ing got socks in my mouth or what?
CB.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR still angryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
ok take deep breath and count to 10
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.........

Very childish of me, yes but dont care. Bleh.

Quick fix to a bad day

Quick fix to a bad day:
1. Get a good meal.
2. Watch a good movie.
3. Get good company.

Did all that yesterday and ta dahhh im as good as new today!

Today

hmmm got headache today.
i think could be due to yesterday running with one side contact lens.
headache persists till today.
Mental note: Never never run with one side of contact lens again.

totally no mood to work now... one of those days.
even colleague said today very black hor, outfit black, face black and eye also black.
hahahahhahaa...basket.

Karaoke super OK!

Went karaoke with freaktwit, pui eh no.1 and no.2.
Verdict: Super shiok!
Feel damn satisfied after the session, cheers sista!
YAYA!

In fact, it was a nostalgic theme that night.
We were singing (or shouting??) to Dave Wang's songs.
hehe...
and Beyond too...

but the winner of the night is Jay Chou!
i think we practically "polished"most of his songs man.

nice session darlings,
must simply do it again!

luv u all, muacks!

Going to miss tua pui ter

Here's why I'm going to miss tua pui ter.
Extract from msn history:

NONO FAT ASS:
wah lao
i max my history message with u again
for dont know how many times liao

Ah Fat:
wah lau we talk way to much cock

NONO FAT ASS:
yes all the *cock converstatin and nahbeh conversation
btw, i bought ta pao in the end

Ah Fat:
its as bad as a csb + siew mai
in taiwan i'll bring u to eat the most solid tapao
with salted egg

NONO FAT ASS:
ohhh loveeeeeeeeee'
best if got 2 yolk like mooncake

Ah Fat:
wah lau ok i buy i 1 pao & 2 salted eggs

NONO FAT ASS:
i only wan e yolk
u can have the salted egg white!

Ah Fat:
fine i buy the salted egg & eat the white give u the yolk?
best???

NONO FAT ASS:
oh u my BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT friend!!!!!!!

I'm so going to miss ah fat aka pui-eh when she goes taipei!!
SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

First love

What is the definition of first love?
Hmmm... I guess it will be the first guy you really (1000x) like?

Well, I met up with mine last Saturday.
How should I describe the feeling?
Emm.. sweet, happy, comfortable.
Actually we have known each other for more than a decade.
I will never forget the sweet moments that we share.. heehee... *Goosebumps*

Anyways, kind of glad to meet up with him again.
We just spent 3 hours over lunch effortlessly talking about everything and anything.
Just like old times!
Of course, I told him about what happened recently (46, business shit) and suprise suprise...
I felt like crying when I told him.
Siao bo!!!!
Actually after the lunch, when I think back of the memories, I started tearing in the bus.
The last time I cried over a man? When I broke up with my first ex-bf.
Drama mama? Yes.

Anyways,
As usual, his style is to listen listen listen and give advice.
So different from other guys who will cut me off to give advice without listening.
I guess this is what special about him.
I just realized, I really miss that you know.
I miss talking to him and chit chat, like what I did during University days.
His smile when I said stupid things (I do that all the times) and the serious look when I told him my problems. Haiz...
Let you all in for a secret, sometimes I subconciously compare the guys I date with him, oh dear =P
But never mind lah hor, my first love has high standard so it's a good benchmark (even though he midget) hehehehe....

After this lunch, I know there will always be this tiny little space in my heart that is reserved for him.
Like a parking lot reserved for CEO.
I know we will never get together ever, because from the last time we care for each other, things have changed between us.
He has changed, so have I.
Things will never revert to the old times.
But the memory remains and I guess that bonds us together.

I'm happy with the current status with us as friends.
Never hope that I will be given the second chance with him.
Happy enough that he is my first love and we are still good friends.
I wish the best for him and nothing less.
=)