Thursday, December 27, 2007

Friends again

Friends again with Mr B.
hahahaha... he has normalised!

Friday, December 14, 2007

How long does it take for Indonesians to go toilet?

I overheard one of my staff asking this question.
Girl: "How long does it take for Indonesians to go toilet?"
*cold sweat* when you hear such questions from your staff.
Boy: "I dont know, 10 minutes?"
Girl: "Do you think 10 minutes is enough?"

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What kind of question is THAT?????
*roll eyes*

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Trip cancelled

Okay trip to BKK cancelled.
Too expensive! Each ticket is S$470.

Dont know should feel happy or sad. haha!

Hi Bangkok! Maybe.....

I may be going bangkok with my family end of Dec07.
Very last minute... AS USUAL... du du du du.....
So I have to do magic to book cheap tickets and accomodation to occupy everyone comfortably.
This is going to be a drama mama trip for sure as there are so many of us going.
I'm announcing the start of this drama mama holiday trip.

DRAMA MAMA HOLIDAY TRIP - targeted premier date 27 Dec 07.

Director:
Nono Margono

Casts:
Naggy dadster - Powerful Nagger, dont try to stop his nags or risk your ears!
Naggy mumster - Silent Killer, try to ignore her nags and she will nag you to death!
Garang + Shopaholic sister - Try to stand between her and a good bargain, she will knock you back to ulu South Africa!
Bo Chap Broster - Only line will be "Anything"
Cutie + Greedy Bryan - The neutralizer of any bad feeling among the casts, a must have!

Supporting Cast:
Broster's girlfriend aka Eutophia girl, Fanni - Errr.. "ca le fare"

This is going to be a challenging trip for Nono coz it's 6D5N. Being the director, Nono has to plan for all the itinerary to make sure everyone is happy.

Watch out for updates on this space!

(pengsan and roll on the floor)

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Another wedding

Another friend got married on Sunday (tea) Monday (banquet)!
As usual, I was the jie mei again, yippie......NOT!

TEA CEREMONY - SUNDAY
First of all, the groom and xiong di sooooooo cannot make it, so uncooperative, so not gallant, in a summary, WAH LAO EH.
There were 3 of us as jie mei and got 4 xiong di.
So as usual, we start with suan tien ku la (STKL)
Wah lao, the stupid groom is damn irritating!!!
First, he asked us to explain the meaning behind the STKL, so fair enough we explain di di da da.
Then he pretended to forget and asked us to explain again! What the freak??
He refused to eat the STKL even when the parents inlaw were in the room, watching him lor!
So we argued (and I really mean argue) to the point that I told him in a very stern voice, "This is symbolic and your parents inlaw were watching, are you going to eat, or not."
And you know what he said "Sure, I will eat lah, but you got to explain to me what it means...etc etc" He seriously tried to talk his way out with his INELOQUENCY and irritating trying to act cute, FAINT!
Fucking third time okay! Until my friend's aunt also got pissed off and told him "This is a necessity, you need to eat it, all right?"
Wah lao eh!!!!!!
After that ang pow only gave a total of $28 for 3 of us - fine, who cares about his money, it's only a token anyway - so we let him off at $28.
The drama didnt end there, ask him to sing and dance - WE PROVIDE MUSIC AND LYRICS - he also didnt want to. And start with his annoying "Okay tell me what the significance of doing this, bla bla bla"
What the freaking shit man - and this is only the second item!!
We, the sisters, were quite pissed off lor, it's like not telling you to strip or anything.
Roll eyes thousand times!
Cannot tahan anymore I told him off! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GOT PISSED OFF BEING A JIE MEI, YOU TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF. *Glare and roll eyes*
By then, the 3 jie meis totally pissed and no mood so told him to go up.
Before he went in, one of the jie meis told him to state 5 reasons why he wanted to marry my friend:
1. Because I love her.
2. Because she loves me....errr..errr...
3. Because I love her....err..err...
4. Because she loves me.

I think he is a reincarnation of a spoilt recorder.

Anywaysssss, the xiong dis are more fun people, got gossip about the groom with them and hi hi ha ha in the car also lah.

Then we reached the groom's house at 8am.
We waited for bloody 1/1/2 hour for the relatives to come in and conducted the tea ceremony!
Wah lao! I only heard of relatives waiting for the couple right, I have never waited for so long for relatives to turn up one you know.
Poor my friend hot and uncomfortable in her wedding gown.
So what we do during the 1/1/2 hour? Talk cock with xiong dis, drank 4 cups of tea, drank 3 cups of coffee, prick my eyes with my fingers to stop falling asleep, read newspaper.
Of course we have to pretend to still be chirpy and happy, so that my friend wont feel bad about it lah. Aiyoh.... I think she also sian. So we take lots of photos during to kill some time as well =)

After that we went back to her new house, then to her parents' place again.
I was casually chatting with my friend's sis (forgot her name, so im going to call her jie jie) then we gossip about groom's relatives lor. hahahaha....
I told the jie jie that no worries lah, even though groom very ngiao, but he treats her well, very concerned if my friend felt hot.
Then jie jie sniped "He better treats her well!"
Apparently the week before the wedding, he didnt really care much about my friend and this upset my friend lor.
Haizzz... maybe wedding jitters and stress? I also dont know lah.

So I told jie jie, "Well, the couple smiled and laughed a lot, I guess they are really happy!"
Then jie jie retorted " Zho hi what! + glare". At this point, I confirm know her sis really doesnt like the groom.

WEDDING BANQUET - MONDAY
Then comes Monday evening, I was totally sick and down with fever.
Bride totally pretty with her curls and wedding dress - she looked very sweet and happy!
Me doing reception again, while waiting for guests to arrive, drank 2 glasses of water and lots of potato chips!
So after 7 plus, guests started to arrive.
Most of the guests from the groom side arrived first... My friend's guests also si be ku ku jiao one, most of them came so late!!!

Got drama lor,
At about 8 plus, the groom checked with his sister and sister-inlaw, "So how many % of MY guests have arrived? Oh almost all? Can start already lor?"
Si be infuriating!!!!!!!!! He said this without checking with his bride - who was just standing beside him!!
Then his sister said "Oh, our guests have mostly arrived, but hers (the bride) havent"
Wah lao, very tactless right... my friend already so gan cheong! stupid bimbo.

Then ding dong ding dong on whether to start wedding without waiting for bride's guests... ngi ngo ngo... discuss... discuss... I just shut up and play with nails since I'm not fambly)

So jie jie, my heroine for the day, stood up and told the groom tensely, "Why not start at 8.30? It's raining and a weekday, I'm sure some people will be delayed. We should give them some time allowance." (Noni applauded quietly with her toes + glare at the groom + smiled sweetly at the bride)
Groom (MAYBE just remembered the wedding dinner doesnt make up of his guests only): "Oh okay okay, start at 8.30"

At this point, the biological brother (also wedding coordinator), came out and ask the whole bunch of us, "so are we starting soon?" HAHAHAHHAHAA... cant blame him, he was oblivious of the whole situation... Actually his biological brother is the nicest of the lot!! He is the most sporting of the lot and very helpful towards the bride's family. When I was alone waiting for the rest of the guests to come in, he asked the waitress to serve me a bowl of soup too. Wah very considerate!

Sigh.... quite sad I missed the march in and the montague.
I just wish my friend a blissful marriage. Though we were not the closest friends, I hope my friend makes the right choice. I'm sure there are plus points to the groom that makes her want to spend the rest of her life with him.
But I can also understand why jie jie doesnt like him. After all, my friend is very much doted by her family.

Oh well... quite a drama wedding. Wish my friend happiness forever and ever! =)

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Totally Inspired - Marathon 2008

Met up with Jessie for lunch today. Man, I admire that zha bor, she completed her marathon!
I will run marathon in 2008 for sure! Will make time to train, will try my best!
But first must beef up my leg muscles, otherwise cannot make it.
Jessie said need to lose some weight first, so that the burden on the legs is lesser.
Shit this is pretty challenging, I have never gone below 55 since JC days.
But Will TRY!!!

According to J, a lot of old farts who ran marathon okay - is that inspirational or what!
And these old folks are like TOTALLY FIT lor, of course got some who crawled to finishing line lah.
If the old fogeys can do it, there is no excuse for me to say I CANT.
The challenge now is to keep to my training regime. Marathon is different from 21km, I surely cannot finish 42km without proper training!
By running 21km onli, my knees were woobly and turned into jello, cant even freaking walk straight. Heng ah, I recovered after 2 days!
Glad I dont use those squat toilets, I rather not pang sai.

Anyway, my goal for marathon 2008 is now cast into stone, I WILL DO IT!
Here's some funny video of "A day after the marathon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-hCuYjvw2I

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

I want to zho bo lan

I feel damn lazy to work today. No mood siah.
I want to go off already, hang out at some cafe and read a book while sipping tea.
Today totally si be sian, man, I want to go holiday!!!!

Can't wait until the 20th Dec, first day of office shut down until 1st Jan.
I need my break - I want to zho bo lan whole day!
Though I can do that during weekend but to zho bo lan during weekdays is totally different feeling - dont ask me why, I also dont know.
I want to zho bo lan, sobbbbb...

OH, forgot to update,
I lost a bit of weight already, I can wear my old pants now, though a bit tight, but I can freaking BUTTON the drat pants at least.
Will run regularly to go back to my ogiginal weight, I'm sorry my pants, I will be back to action with you soon!
Muaharharharharhar....

Monday, December 3, 2007

I did it!

Went for half marathon and completed it!
YAY~ busted my knees but all worth it!
Waiting for the timing to be released!

This year's run is pretty special to me, coz I'm running alone (no ah fat, peter running 10km with wife), plus I had no training at all. Thought of not running this year but I seriously felt very sad when I made that decision, so fuck care, just run and I'm freaking glad I did!!

The run started well, weather quite cooling in the morning and the crowd is simply crazily wild!! Well, who is not crazy to wake up at 4 plus AM to prepare for a torturous run that lasted at least 2 hours?

Anyways, it was a great run to start with, at the 5km mark, I still feel quite fit. Then something happened....... I was stalked by a lup sup uncle. Ewwwww..... lup sup + uncle = TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!!

Signs that I was stalked by lup sup uncle:

(1) lup sup uncle first run beside me and chat a bit "how's the run?" "first time running?". Clever nono knew this uncle is seriously WRONG, so nono spoke a bit and ran faster.
(2) lup sup uncle no where in sight and happie nono ran with SMILES
(3) disgusted nono spot lup sup uncle at 20 degree to her right and he smiled his lup sup smile at nono, so disgusted nono ran behind him so he wont give her the disgusting smile
(5) lup sup uncle looked behind him, to his left, saw nono and smiled AGAIN (EW!!!!! I want to slap him at this point! He thinks he has charming smile? He thinks he is Keanu Reeves?? _l_ )
(6) nono cannot tahan anymore, ran behind him, to his right side. lup sup uncle turned to his left and cannot spot nono. he did it about 3 times and finally smart enough to turn to his right and found nono - again he smiled his lup sup smile.
(8) disgusted nono ran faster and lup sup uncle caught up beside nono and gave nono disgusting smile again
(9) nono lost patience and curse (roll eyes and cursed "oh god"). Then nono ran faster and left lup sup uncle behind.
(10) lost lup sup uncle so nono ran faster then out of no where lup sup uncle beside nono and said "hows the run?"

At this point, nono lost her patience and shouted "UNCLE, I DONT TALK WHEN I RUN AND STOP STALKING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE MARSHALL!!" Lup sup uncle suprisingly calm and said "okayyyy" and pehhhhhhhh he ran to the other side.

What a cockster!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm glad I gave him a piece of my mind so I can keep running in peace! I bet he did this every year, stalking people, so I rather regret that I didnt bother to remember his number and report him.

Anyways, this year run's is quite challenging. Wah leg muscles cannot take it. I cramp 3 times and had to hop to the side to stretch. And freaking got hungry pangs at my 10km mark. HAHA!
Then this guy had to run in front of me with message glued to his back: "McDonalds' breakfast ends at 10am, so run faster!" I chuckled to myself while dragging my feet to move.

The real test is the fucking long stretch leading to the turning point at nicoll highway. Freaking hot and stamina totally gone. Thats when I had my first calf cramp, ouch! I think I was practically running on the spot, my legs just cannot open wider man! Then..... my greatest motivation came: I smelt BO! Aiyohhhh, I wanna die, so tired already still got BO smell... Dont know who was the culprit, so many people running at the same time. I forced myself to run faster to get fresher air! OH man, cant really blame the person with BO, it's hot, sweaty, wont be suprised got BO smell. But man... really...

But WOO HOOOO finished the whole run, though I definitely took longer than last year. I think last year timing was 2h30 min. This year, I think either 2h40 or 45 min. But the feeling after the race completion is fantastic! though knees totally busted, walked and climbed stairs like crab, it's worth it!!

Next year, full marathon. Hope ah fat can run with me in 2008. YAY!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I'm trying to be svelte, really!

Yes, indeed I am. I have been running for 2 consecutive days liao.
So tired, but it's worth it!
I FEEL lighter, slimmer and definitely tired hahahahahhahaha....
I want to be bamboo-stick skinny!! Thinking of going for a run again tonight!!

Actually I got a wedding to attend in 2 weeks time lar.
Now so lem lem and nuah, got gigantic thighs and flabby arms, shit man, I look so ugly in my dress.
So bo pian must lose some weights lor! Some more I triple up as jie mei, receptionist and lousy photographer - how? Must lose weight right! nah bei lah, yesterday ate curry noodles for lunch some more.

But I really put on a lot of weight. Shitz.
I cant wear my nice-fitting pants anymore, either cannot button or I look like ba-chang. SOBBBB...
I found a black pants while ransacking my cupboard last week - I cannot wear it anymore, too tight, and I bought it like less than 3 months? SHIT!
THIS CALL FOR PROJECT "LOSE WEIGHT FAST FAST"

No more fat food from today onwards! Starting lunch lah.. I just had bee hoon with egg+luncheon meat... yumster!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Fantastic Day!

Today is such a fantastic day!!! It's the happiest day in 2007 so far!!!
Registration bells have been ringing the whole day!! WOO HOO!!
Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Worst day of my life

Oh my god, today is such a bad day.
I have never had such a fucked up in my whole life!
Everything just started wrong since am until pm.
Fuck man, it's really KNNNBCCB, FUCK FUCK FUCK, ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
It's the kind of fuck up that makes you want to cry in your mom's lap.
I'm so glad the day has ended.
Tomorrow will be a better day, I'm sure.
Gosh man.

There, feel better.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Stress!

Arrrhhh I'm so stressed!!!
I cant find trainer for my course for Six Sigma and time is ticking away!!! BOO HOOO!!!
Got another conference in 2 weeks time and participants very low!! Lagi more stress!!!
Need more telesales people!!
I think I gained weight too! ARRGHHHHHH!!!!

ta ma de.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Bus ride

I was happily stoning in the bus this morning, watching MobileTV to kill the travelling time.

Then this lady, nice hair, nice bod, nice clothes (not very pretty though) board the bus and sat 2 seats away in front of me. Upon resting her ass on the on the seat, she too was watching the character in the tv ngi ngi ngo ngo away.

Anywayz, I was bored with the tv so I admire my new hair style via the reflection of the glass in the bus.

Then hor, I was distracted by some vigorous hand movement by the lady.
She was actually happily o-pi-sai in the bus with her small finger leh!
I think got o-pi-sai for 10-15 seconds.

hahahahhahahaha... i want to laugh you know, really!
I have to conceal my grin by pretending to take out a tissue and coughed - sorry tree, I wasted a tissue paper - I cant just laugh and grin widely in the bus what!

Wah lao! Super unglam that girl!! She is like our age man!
I wonder what happened to the pi-sai stuck to her small finger....Ewwwww....

Anywayz... Guess who?












kekekekekekkekekee...

*Owner of this photo has readily agreed to produce this photo in nono's blog to bring cheer and laughter for the PussyCat Dolls*

Thursday, November 1, 2007

3 Grouchies and KFC

The Grouchies by grouchimeter:
Super Grouchy: Tua Neh Bu
Medium Grouchy: Char Siew Bao
Grouchy: Nono aka Radish Calf

Lunch menu:
2 chicken (crispy)
2 box of meltz (8 slices)
1 cheese fries
2 coleslaw
2 whipped potato
2 pepsi
1 lemonade

HAHHAHAHAHAHA wah lao... we really ate a lot man!
and I just ate mee rebus for breakfast and having chicken rice for dinner lor.
But hor MELTZ is so freaking YUMSTER!!!
so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Worth getting fat over!

Anyways, I feel less grouchy after the lunch.
Thanks to the other 2 grouchy lao zha bors, not forgetting Kentucky Fried Chicken, finger licking goodie!

Ok come to the part why I'm grouchy.
Haiyah, business lor. I think may fold up next year. Quite sad and demotivated actually. It seems that no matter what we do, the sales just don't come in.
I know as the partner, I shouldn't be so demotivated.
I talked to myself a lot, did the yo yo yo in the mirror but I still can't pick myself up this time round.
Don't want to be a quitter leh, but no money to continue already.
Feel so sorry for my dad for losing money for this business. Haizzz....

While this business is failing, I did pick up a few valuable tips through the hard ways.
Ate a lot of humble pie and learnt how to take criticism in my stride.
I still very buay song when people criticize me ok!!!!!!!!! But nowadays I try to improve based on the criticism loh!
I talked to CSB the other day, she gave me very good advice leh.
Well, all this experiences will make us a stronger woman, one problem seems easier to solve than the previous one, which is true.
I guess we grow to be wiser with age and experiences (grow wrinkles and more armpit hair too, of course).

So when you all meet any problems and challenges in life that saddens and demotivate you, don't forget to go KFC and eat MELTZ okay. hahahahahhaha. Go talk to your friends lah, gundu! Keeping everything to yourself is unhealthy.

Thats all folks! Back to work!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Talk is free

It's just so easy to talk, right?
Talk, talk, talk ni ni na na... but when the question comes to "can you do it?"
Everyone keeps quiet.

Sometimes I really wonder why there are people who like to talk and talk, but it comes to doing it, their lan jiao or cibai also kiu.
Thats why I really like to work with people who are straightforward and willing to get their "hands dirty" doing their job.
Because they know what can be done and what cannot be done.
The worst is to work with people who has never done but yet pi li pa la pi li pa la.
Duh, I also *pengz*

Anyway, I met up with a friend for lunch today.
Wah complaineddddddddddddd so much about his job.
Really unhappy about what he is doing.
ngi ngi ngo ngo..... aiyoyo.... I think it's perfectly fine to comprrrain about your job.
I also complain about my job what! I curse and swear KNNBCCB, LJ, NB some more.
but to comprrrrrain about it everytime I see you, something is wrong with you.
Especially when you complain that your job is boring when you earn S$7500 a month!
NB go bang wall, talk to my hand.
then go quit your job lah and be happy lor.

Wah lao eh. HMMPH!!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Nonsensical blog

wooooo...yesterday went jogging!
hahahahaha... why i laughed?
because i have been keeping to my at least once a week running routine.
Good start what....
Let's see if I can do 3 times a week this week, then i will be 50% ready for Real Run.

anyways, after a tiring run yesterday.
I was stretching near my block rubbish heap.
I also dont know the reason I stop there to stretch, too tired what.
and I smell like the rubbish dump also, so never mind lor!

while i was happily stretching, i felt this sudden freaking pain on my ankle.
when i look at my ankle, there was this HUGE ant biting into my skin, OUCH!!! GRRRRRR...
so i flick it away from my ankle, but to my horrors, the ant is biting so hard on my skin that it simply can't be flicked away!
Ewwwwwww... it's so painful, so i grabbed the stupid ant and yanked it out of my skin.
Owwwwwwwwwwww... CBNB.

Why is the ant biting on my skin anyway?
Sugar attracts ants right, but i was perspiring so my skin would have tasted salty.
and my calf cant possibly look like a tree trunk since I'm so fair what!
Did the stupid ant think that my leg was medium rare bak kwa?

or did it thought that my ankle looked like marinated radish?

Anyways, I wont ever want to be reborn as an ant.
because there are evil women like me out there.
After flicking it on the ground, Im still very pissed off...
so I... emm.... squashed the ant with my size 9 sports shoe and emmm... did a little cha cha on it.
heee...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Enbloc fever

Just read at today's BT that Westwood Apartments (Orchard Boulevard) has an indicative price of $488 mil, which translates to about $2800 psf ppr.

Wah lao! That is crazy okay?
I'm so so so so so so eager to know if they can en-bloc at that price!
Crazy one, if a developer bought at $2800 psf ppr, how are they going to price their units next time?
With DC, construction cost et al, surely need to be higher than $2800 what...
and definitely wont price at $2900 lor, you think they bloody nothing to do earn so little just to redevelop your site?

Anyways, I'm watching out for Westwood Apartments man, I'm watching you.
My curiousity is soooo strong that I grow out a bush of armpit hair instantly.

On the same report, I read with interest: Marketed by Savills Singapore, its director of investment, Steven Ming, believes the price reflects the site's proximity to Orchard Road and the surrounding luxury residences such as the St Regis Residences, Parkview Eclat, and Orchard Residences which have seen prices transacted in excess of $4,000 psf in recent months.

Wah lao.... Come on lah, I'm sure the $4000 psf is not AVERAGE price right.
Those prices may not even be arms length transaction isnt?
Who bloody knows?
Okay later if got time, go URA and search if REALLY got such prices and HOW MANY units are purchased at THAT price!

Seriously, why would people with sane investment mind will really believe that they can buy a unit worth $4000 psf and resell it at higher price?
It's sad when some property investors believe in buy high, sell higher?
This is only for the game of the SUPER RICH okay - They can AFFORD to lose darling.
Those monies are like PI SAI to them.
So for average people like me, please dont be stupid to buy at high prices and hope that a bigger idiot will come and buy at a higher price okay?

Doh.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

LCB in town.. bleh

What I felt when I see LCB:



hahahahahahhahaaa yippieeeee!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Lunatic in the bus

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meet another lunatic in the bus!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I always meet lunatics one???????????
NB!!

This ah-chek looking chap was sitting in front of me.
I was happily listening to my Sony Ericsson du du di di dum dum...
Then suddenly psycho ah-chek winked at me, nahbei!
And started to talk to me dont know about what!
I rolled my eyes and looked away, hoping he will stop.
But he neh stopped!! He continued with his monologue, pointing out of the glass window and bla bla bla.
Wah lao, he thinks he is having romantic ride on the bus with me is it?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ALWAYS ATTRACT LUNATICS???????

I was telling my friend about this and she said something funny, here goes:

wAnZzz:
who bully u in the bus?


NONO FAT ASS:
this stupid lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
who first winked at me then started to talk to me

NONO FAT ASS
i rolled my eyes and ignore him

wAnZzz
is he cute?

NONO FAT ASS
eeeeeeeee

NONO FAT ASS
he looks like a lunatic - uncle uncle looking

wAnZzz
ewwww

NONO FAT ASS
i think he pretends to be lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
coz lunatic wont know how to take bus and stop at chinatown

wAnZzz
told u to not go ard attracting pple

NONO FAT ASS
ya lor, must switch off my beauty radar

NONO FAT ASS
si be disgusting okay!!! stupid looonatic

wAnZzz
the winkin part is really gross

NONO FAT ASS
i think he went to yangtze to watch RA movie - thats why stop at chinatown! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wAnZzz
hahaaa

wAnZzz
ewww


NONO FAT ASS
GROSS LEI!!

NONO FAT ASS
next time must threaten to call police!

NONO FAT ASS
"hey you, do i know you? are u trying to pretend to be lunatic? dont think im scared of you! i call police to haul your sorry ass to police station!!!"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

wAnZzz
i think u need to bring an alarm with u ard


NONO FAT ASS
and start to ring my alarm when psycho talks to me?

NONO FAT ASS
so it will go like this:

NONO FAT ASS
Psycho: "xiao jie"
noni: "ring alarm" while psycho cover ears
Psycho: "stop.. stop" "alarm ringing" "xiao..."alarm ring"...jie..."alarm ring"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

wAnZzz
haahahahahahahahahha

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Not angry liao

As title implies, not ang-wee liao.
I also wonder why I was so pissed just now.
Period coming soon? Think so.
Tired? Think so.
Lazy? Definitely.
Aiyah, I think my ego was bruised thats why!!!
okay, take criticism in my stride and do better!

YAY!!!
_l_

Pissed

My speakers' line up not good enough?
Then you do it yourself lor!
NBCB.

You small f***ing low-life... arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh...............
ok take deep breath and count to 10
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.........

Okay take criticism in our stride and we will do better.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR still angry!!!!!!!
okay next time must defend my work, TMD, f***ing got socks in my mouth or what?
CB.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR still angryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
ok take deep breath and count to 10
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.........

Very childish of me, yes but dont care. Bleh.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Quick fix to a bad day

Quick fix to a bad day:
1. Get a good meal.
2. Watch a good movie.
3. Get good company.

Did all that yesterday and ta dahhh im as good as new today!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Today

hmmm got headache today.
i think could be due to yesterday running with one side contact lens.
headache persists till today.
Mental note: Never never run with one side of contact lens again.

totally no mood to work now... one of those days.
even colleague said today very black hor, outfit black, face black and eye also black.
hahahahhahaa...basket.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Karaoke super OK!

Went karaoke with freaktwit, pui eh no.1 and no.2.
Verdict: Super shiok!
Feel damn satisfied after the session, cheers sista!
YAYA!

In fact, it was a nostalgic theme that night.
We were singing (or shouting??) to Dave Wang's songs.
hehe...
and Beyond too...

but the winner of the night is Jay Chou!
i think we practically "polished"most of his songs man.

nice session darlings,
must simply do it again!

luv u all, muacks!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Going to miss tua pui ter

Here's why I'm going to miss tua pui ter.
Extract from msn history:

NONO FAT ASS:
wah lao
i max my history message with u again
for dont know how many times liao

Ah Fat:
wah lau we talk way to much cock


NONO FAT ASS:
yes all the *cock converstatin and nahbeh conversation
btw, i bought ta pao in the end

Ah Fat:
its as bad as a csb + siew mai
in taiwan i'll bring u to eat the most solid tapao
with salted egg


NONO FAT ASS:
ohhh loveeeeeeeeee'
best if got 2 yolk like mooncake


Ah Fat:
wah lau ok i buy i 1 pao & 2 salted eggs


NONO FAT ASS:
i only wan e yolk
u can have the salted egg white!


Ah Fat:
fine i buy the salted egg & eat the white give u the yolk?
best???


NONO FAT ASS:
oh u my BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT friend!!!!!!!


I'm so going to miss ah fat aka pui-eh when she goes taipei!!
SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

First love

What is the definition of first love?
Hmmm... I guess it will be the first guy you really (1000x) like?

Well, I met up with mine last Saturday.
How should I describe the feeling?
Emm.. sweet, happy, comfortable.
Actually we have known each other for more than a decade.
I will never forget the sweet moments that we share.. heehee... *Goosebumps*

Anyways, kind of glad to meet up with him again.
We just spent 3 hours over lunch effortlessly talking about everything and anything.
Just like old times!
Of course, I told him about what happened recently (46, business shit) and suprise suprise...
I felt like crying when I told him.
Siao bo!!!!
Actually after the lunch, when I think back of the memories, I started tearing in the bus.
The last time I cried over a man? When I broke up with my first ex-bf.
Drama mama? Yes.

Anyways,
As usual, his style is to listen listen listen and give advice.
So different from other guys who will cut me off to give advice without listening.
I guess this is what special about him.
I just realized, I really miss that you know.
I miss talking to him and chit chat, like what I did during University days.
His smile when I said stupid things (I do that all the times) and the serious look when I told him my problems. Haiz...
Let you all in for a secret, sometimes I subconciously compare the guys I date with him, oh dear =P
But never mind lah hor, my first love has high standard so it's a good benchmark (even though he midget) hehehehe....

After this lunch, I know there will always be this tiny little space in my heart that is reserved for him.
Like a parking lot reserved for CEO.
I know we will never get together ever, because from the last time we care for each other, things have changed between us.
He has changed, so have I.
Things will never revert to the old times.
But the memory remains and I guess that bonds us together.

I'm happy with the current status with us as friends.
Never hope that I will be given the second chance with him.
Happy enough that he is my first love and we are still good friends.
I wish the best for him and nothing less.
=)

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Where is my stamina?

aiyuh.... today woke up late..
have to run after my bus.
wah... i was puffing and panting after a short not-so-fast dash (max 10m).
where has my stamina gone to?

ok this calls for SOS to regain stamina!
i need to run again, well... start to run again.
pui-eh asked me to run for SHAPE run taking ba-chai's place.
wah laooooooo how to run like that!!
furthermore, i finished in 1hr last year, i must do better this year or at least maintain the timing!
how to maintain with my current stamina!!!
and the run is 2 weeks away, this is mission impossible X.

okay need to start training for Real Run in October.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Lost at what to do

Once again, broster and dadster quarelled.
haiz...a regular thing that happened when the two of them sit on the same table.
Sometimes I'm really lost at what to do, being sandwich in the middle.
Should I side broster or should I side dadster?
Monsters lah the two of them.

As dadster is growing older, his temper is becoming worse.
It seems that to him, the loudest will win.
Even in public places like food centre.
Why like that? I also dont know.
Seems that after the chemo that he went through, dadster is really becoming a dadster.
If I know what dadster is thinking, maybe I can help, but dadster too ego and headstrong to listen to any opinion.

Broster, haiz... never give dadster update on the happenings in the business.
Never seek dadster's consultation on anything.
Am I expected to do all this?
Haiz.. broster, can't rely on me all the time ya,
I may die of accident tomorrow, who knows?

People always say wah so nice to be own boss.
Ya lor, very nice lah, flexible working hours.
But we still have target to meet and need to worry about everything else.
All these are manageable really, but the strain between broster and dadster is really killing me.
Feel so helpless and useless at times for being unable to bridge the gap between the 2 most important men in my life.

How to leave?
haiz... how to leave?
Really lost at what to do.

Now where is that chocolate when I need one....hmmm....

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Bo Liao Moment

Sing fest today! yay!! free ticket! triple yay yay yay!!!
Dressed quite formal today, supposedly meeting a rep from BT.
But haiyah meeting changed to friday.

Anyways, so I went to trim my fringe further during lunch time because it's poking into my eyes.
So irritating!
Then hmmm.. i think my hairdresser looked super cool today.
hahahahahahahaha...
and the shy shy smile and his hehehehee...
He looked so cool when he was doing the cut cut trim trim snap snip snip *Nono is Charmed*
But gay lah (i think so).

well..one of those bo liao moment!haha!

Defeated by 2.4km

Jia lat! I was defeated by 2.4km yesterday!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I stopped to walk after 2.4km coz i cant really breathe properly.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I really need to start running again, have a big challenge of 15km in October.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

{()}! {()}! {()}!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Subjective

haiz.. i think im becoming more and more subjective and mean.
this is bad.. cannot like that.
chill baby chill..
down to earth nono down to earth
WOOF!!

Monday, August 6, 2007

Error in title

heeee...
error in the book i recommended.

It should be "Insider Dating".
Sorry huh, old people are like that, a bit senile, got minor case of cataract and super anal.
U all still lurrveee me right?
YAY!!!!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Fed up

What is the most frustating thing in this world?
That is to work with people who doesn't seem to understand your question!

For example:
I want XXXX what is the solution?
Answer: The solution for YYYYY is bla bla bla...
ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH

Look dude, I want answer for XXX not YYY, oh use your brain!!! UGGHHHHH
Please read the question, hear before you answer!
AHH!! what is wrong with these people!!!

ANOTHER one, the thing that will make me fucking fed up.
Inflexible people, haiyoh!!!
come on man, we are in business, there are more than 1 way to do things.
please lah, alamak.... i really dont know what to say already.

im going to die of high blood pressure and heart attack soon.
fucking fed up.
and this is not the first timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!
these people really make me want to scream sometimes.
wah lao eh... haiz.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Insider trading

yo yo...
i just started to read this book titled "insider trading"
quite funny.. heee...
it's not about financial world, it's about insider trading for men's information.
Cool!

k jia you everyone.

Friday, July 20, 2007

While waiting for tua neh bu....

wahhhh what a tiring day!!!
I'm having soreback siah... confirm my period coming already.
while waiting for tua neh bu... let me blog to kill time.

Lets see anything worth bloggin today?
Meeting csb, bobo and kelvin koh lor.
Ah fat is meeting her miserable friends.
We are going to noodle shop ken - supposedly they serve good ramen with butter!
Sounds bloody fattening but dont u think it sounds yummy?

By the way, anyone got craving for nasi padang?
I heard from my ba-ge brother, at boat quay that side (circular rd i think), there is this restaurant called "Sinar Pagi", the food damn good.
Me very gianz too... lets go try one of these days.

and Oh the other day my friend brought me to this lao-pok looking shophouse to eat zhi char.
I ordered stingray+ku ro yok rice - Wah best in the world!
and the price is reasonable, $7 for rice, stingray, ku ro yok, lime juice.
YUMZZZ

and yesterday, I went to yoyogi with my ex-colleagues in Cisco.
quite a big group, about 7 of us... wah the food si be yumster!!
but it's sooooooooooooooooooooooo expensive! I'm not joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heng I'm not the one paying.. hiakhiak.. thanks DK, u the best!
next time I earn $$ liao, i will treat u all okays!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

F***ed up day

Well as the title said, today is a fucked up day!
Lets see how fucked up my day has been, yay!!

1. Late for work coz bloody hp died on me, yay no. 1
2. Went Sony Ericsson and turned out they have fucked up day too because their auto numbering machine is down and they have to resort to using manual numbering and a lady to read out the queue number. yay to Sony Ericsson!
3. I waited one hour for my turn and when the counter lady pressed the "on" button, my phone just came ALIVE!! yay no. 2! cibe nabe! Anyways, i proceeded to upgrade my phone's software to prevent such sudden death of my phone.
4. Missed the bus to office - so expected. Yay no. 3!
5. One speaker dropped out, yay no. 4! So instead of 1 speaker short, im now 2 speakers short! yay no. 5!!
6. Potential speaker hang up on me 3 times! yay no. 6!!
7. Time for snacks for endorphins boost! Drop my wallet while walking and smeared my hand on some chocolate that has melted in 7-11. Yay no.7!!
8. The "Timeout" chocolate I bought already "lao hong". yay no. 8!!

okay feel better now after my Marigold apple juice - yumz.
Back to the battle field! YAY!!

Monday, July 9, 2007

Another dear friend is getting married

I simply love msn.
Without msn, I think I will be so out of touch with all my friends.
A dear friend just msn me today that she is getting married!
So happy for her!
Her man cares and dotes on her a lot, so no need to say, the way he proposed is out of this world lah.

Just want to share a little on this friend...

Her love life has not been a smooth one.
After 10 years of relationship, her ex-bf called it quits.
She was 29 then and it was her first relationship.
She had been harping on the hope of getting together, but this hope was simply dashed totally when her ex-bf was getting married, with a 5 month old baby in the 'pipeline'.
She was totally devastated.
I think she was totally and utterly disappointed in love then.

Well, weeks passed, months passed, years passed....
Finally she met someone.
Coincidentally, he reminds me of her ex-bf.
Initially, I thought she has not got over him yet.
haha... oh man I was wrong.

Anyways, to all my single friends, don't give up on love yet.
I'm sure there is someone waiting for us somewhere out there.
[Hope not too far out (like india or middle east, phengzz)].
Most importantly, know what you want - as only you know what happiness is to you.
Best of luck in finding your partner in life, hope I will find mine soon too!
Cheers :)

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Beautiful Wedding

Spiderman got married yesterday!
What a nice cozy and warm wedding.
The bride was stunning and the groom cant stop smiling.
I'm sure he has mouth cramp after the wedding.
But can see he is beeming with happiness and is very proud and happy to have married his wife!
I feel happy for him too, actually I laughed at him because he looked so silly in his love sick smile. Hehe..
He did something wonderful.
He played a song on the piano for his wife, but to top that, he played a song for his mom too.
aiyoh so sweet, even though he "gabra" in his performance.
The whole event just give me a sweet, warmth and happiness feeling man.
It seems that the happiness between the couple seeped through everyone's heart yesterday.
Congrats Spiderman, u got your Spiderwoman =)

Monday, July 2, 2007

A letter to my dad

Papa,
Thanks for your support really.
Even though we havent break even after a year, you are still so supportive.
Sorry sometimes I forgot or too lazy to call you to update on things happening in the business.
I promise you I will update you more often, hopefully more on good news and less on bad news :)
Love you papa and thanks for everything.

P/S: Please try to be less naggy and try to communicate with bro directly. Wah lao eh, stop using me as a median of communication between u and bro leh. very tiring you know! Same to you bro!! ta ma de. Anyway, still love you both.

Give me strength

The road of my work is getting bumpier and bumpier.
It is sapping my energy each day as time passes.
Sometimes my confidence and optimism is eroding with each rejection that happens everyday.
I know no pain no gain... I tell that to myself all the time.

I can liken my work to a marathon run.
I can imagine myself running on a marathon route at the moment.
Every steps that I take is sapping energy and stamina out of me.
The temptation to stop running is there but I refuse to admit defeat.
I can't see the success from where I am but if I continue to run despite the tiring moments, I will surely reach the finishing line one day.

So tired really, but I know I have to persist, oh man, give me strength Tua Pek Kong!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Evil thought

haizzz... today we are going to celebrate lao ci bai's bday.
well... it's a belated one.
normally we will celebrate birthday for everyone.
when ba-ge asked me to buy the cake, hmm... i dont feel the normal excitement and joy in choosing the cake.
just can't feel the joy of going to celebrate her belated b-day.
so petty hor.. i really should consider a retreat like what freaktwit is having, maybe i will learn to be less petty.
dont like the idea of having such feeling.

ta,
disturbed nono.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Goal 2008

I was just talking to tua pui terrr on our goal for 2008.
We are going to attempt for a full marathon man!
hehe... but must start training this year.
Full marathon all right! Thats 42km.
I almost die running a half marathon, tsk.. full marathon needs to start this year man.
We have decided to start by running a total of 25km PER WEEK.

The arrangement goes like this:
Weekdays - run 2x a week at 6km each.
Weekends - run macritchie at 13km on every sat.
Before your jaw dropped, normally marathon runners will run for a total of 40km PER WEEK for their training.
Wah lao eh, confirm bue sai, that means: 4 times a week at 10km each time!
hahahaha...

Anywayz, this is a good chance for me to get back to shape and to get my stamina back!
Nowadays im puffing after 3km run, thats pathetic okay!
Not so long ago, I use to run 10km, puffing out of one nostril only ogey!
I'm so motivated now, soon i can say sayonara to "byebye" thighs and "byebye" arms!
okay time for a char siew pow - im running at 8pm later, need to load carbo.

byeeeee {()}s

Jia you tua neh bu

dong ding!
just spoken to ah bo re: golf arrangement.
wah she sounded damn tired, like those 1800-CHAT hotline chicks.

jia you jia you!! 3 more weeks 3 more weeks!!!!


ta,
nono

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Such a sweet little thing

Such a sweetie :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVqJ1HLHNo

The meaning of twink

ding dong.
as usual, morning very bored, engine still starting - so im checking out all your blogs.
then my fantastic fingers pressed 'enter' before i can complete my spelling on twinkie..
and guess what, i saw this:

Twink (gay slang)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to:
navigation, search
For other uses, please see
Twink.

A twink
The label of Twink is used in
gay slang to describe an attractive young or young-looking gay male (usually 18-22) with a slender build, a slight muscular physique, and little or no body hair. In some societies the term "chick" is preferred.
Originally, the term referred exclusively to blonds, but among
gay people the term has become increasingly inclusive to refer to other young men whose physical features match those principally described above, but are not blond or even Caucasian.
The term twink is often modifed by various descriptors such as butch twink, femme twink, Euro twink, or muscle twink.

So "fat twink" stands for FAT attractive young or young-looking gay male (usually 18-22) with a slender build, a slight muscular physique, and little or no body hair. OMG...hahaha...

ta - laterz..

Friday, June 15, 2007

Thanks brudder

My brudder damn sweet lah sometimes.
Here's what he sent me to cheer me up.
Damn funny!!!!!! must watch!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bK63uSTTNs

Frustating morning

What a frustating friday morning.
Nothing went well this morning so far and i really feel like screaming at everybody.
Grrr..

I really hate it when pp hang up on me!
Ta ma de stupid AN - {()}!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Join the crowd

yo yooooooo....
Big Pow is going to start a blog too!!!
hahahahhahahaa...
Freaktwit has started one too! http://freaktwitstory.blogspot.com/
good we can keep ourselves updated with each other's life easily.
not that we dont meet that often *roll eyes**

For those who forgot, we have a date with Richie Fang on the 16th June hor.
Tua pui terrrr still at kinabalu, I wonder if she will be genetically changed to mountain goat from pussy cat by the time she came back.

Btw, I went jogging yesterday night and I stopped halfway - KNNBCCB!
how to run full marathon next year?? CB... i dont even know if can run 1/2 marathon this year.
Must do better than 2 hour and 30 min!

ok dok time to call speakers!!
dah!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

New life in the month of June 2007!

Good morning {()}s..... and 8====Ds...
The month of June 2007 seems to be the start of new lives for everyone.
Lets see, tua neh bu is fully into DBS now, taking tests everyday until face turns green.
Fat twink has a new job and fully enjoying it! oi... confirm running tomorrow ah!
Big Pow signed up for Amore for 3 years - I seriously think she will abandon it after 6 months... hiak hiak... (By the way Big Pow, you and CB Bwen looks very loving together despite your constant bickering... Go away, you both are irritating sight to a single lao cheo like me! hahahaha...)
and our bionic cat/fat cat/yang lao shi/tua pui terrrr is now conquering mount kinabalu!!
and Yishan has just gave birth 2 days ago!!!!!
FreakTwit is going to have her room renovated in her kampong!
See, month of happenings!!!
as for me... nothing new really... ta ma de... okay i will do something new before end of June!!!
%#$@^#...
By the way gals a little update, Exhibit Z(i) flown all the way to spore to pass me a spa voucher for my birthday. He went back to his kampong liao. Haizz.... *Faint**

Monday, June 11, 2007

First time

Okay, this is my first time bloggin about nonsensical stuff in my life.
Following big pow's recommendation, I created a blog to write about anything and everything so that she can read during office hours when she is bored.

Okay, why "lets be svelte"?
All of my friends have always tried to be svelte with our not-so-rigorous exercise regime.
We are non-procrastinator as we jogged regularly at almost twice a week - no joke.
Tua neh bu, fat twink and myself jogged quite a lot to keep ourselves trim.
The killer of our "lets be svelte plan" is........ we are constantly makan-ing after every jog.
and our order includes:
Nasi goreng pattaya
Murrrrtabak ayam
Ayam Goreng x2
6 ice limau with sugar
Beehoon mee goreng.

oh man and we always polished it off, leaving only a couple of cucumber and pathetic looking tomatoes.

allright, www.letsbesvelte.blogpot.com is officially operational, watch out for this space!