Going to miss tua pui ter

Here's why I'm going to miss tua pui ter.
Extract from msn history:

NONO FAT ASS:
wah lao
i max my history message with u again
for dont know how many times liao

Ah Fat:
wah lau we talk way to much cock

NONO FAT ASS:
yes all the *cock converstatin and nahbeh conversation
btw, i bought ta pao in the end

Ah Fat:
its as bad as a csb + siew mai
in taiwan i'll bring u to eat the most solid tapao
with salted egg

NONO FAT ASS:
ohhh loveeeeeeeeee'
best if got 2 yolk like mooncake

Ah Fat:
wah lau ok i buy i 1 pao & 2 salted eggs

NONO FAT ASS:
i only wan e yolk
u can have the salted egg white!

Ah Fat:
fine i buy the salted egg & eat the white give u the yolk?
best???

NONO FAT ASS:
oh u my BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT friend!!!!!!!

I'm so going to miss ah fat aka pui-eh when she goes taipei!!
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