Lunatic in the bus

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meet another lunatic in the bus!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I always meet lunatics one???????????
NB!!

This ah-chek looking chap was sitting in front of me.
I was happily listening to my Sony Ericsson du du di di dum dum...
Then suddenly psycho ah-chek winked at me, nahbei!
And started to talk to me dont know about what!
I rolled my eyes and looked away, hoping he will stop.
But he neh stopped!! He continued with his monologue, pointing out of the glass window and bla bla bla.
Wah lao, he thinks he is having romantic ride on the bus with me is it?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ALWAYS ATTRACT LUNATICS???????

I was telling my friend about this and she said something funny, here goes:

wAnZzz:
who bully u in the bus?

NONO FAT ASS:
this stupid lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
who first winked at me then started to talk to me

NONO FAT ASS
i rolled my eyes and ignore him

wAnZzz
is he cute?

NONO FAT ASS
eeeeeeeee

NONO FAT ASS
he looks like a lunatic - uncle uncle looking

wAnZzz
ewwww

NONO FAT ASS
i think he pretends to be lunatic

NONO FAT ASS
coz lunatic wont know how to take bus and stop at chinatown

wAnZzz
told u to not go ard attracting pple

NONO FAT ASS
ya lor, must switch off my beauty radar

NONO FAT ASS
si be disgusting okay!!! stupid looonatic

wAnZzz
the winkin part is really gross

NONO FAT ASS
i think he went to yangtze to watch RA movie - thats why stop at chinatown! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wAnZzz
hahaaa

wAnZzz
ewww

NONO FAT ASS
GROSS LEI!!

NONO FAT ASS
next time must threaten to call police!

NONO FAT ASS
"hey you, do i know you? are u trying to pretend to be lunatic? dont think im scared of you! i call police to haul your sorry ass to police station!!!"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

wAnZzz
i think u need to bring an alarm with u ard

NONO FAT ASS
and start to ring my alarm when psycho talks to me?

NONO FAT ASS
so it will go like this:

NONO FAT ASS
Psycho: "xiao jie"
noni: "ring alarm" while psycho cover ears
Psycho: "stop.. stop" "alarm ringing" "xiao..."alarm ring"...jie..."alarm ring"

NONO FAT ASS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

wAnZzz
haahahahahahahahahha