Behaviour at work

1. Appear busy by sighing, tsk tsk - Come on, been there done that, I know what you are 'busy' with, dahlink

2. Sit on decision - Wassup? Solutions will drop from sky if you neh do anything about it?

3. Do mistake, look at people with bambi eyes, hopeful to get away with it (multiple times) - Err... your mascara smudged.. got eye sleep too.. yick

4. Phone your colleagues within the company and whisper whisper pretend to call client - Si be obvious can?

5. Laugh very loud dunno for what and laugh at every single joke - So uncool can?

6. Always complain a lot of things to do - Shut up lah, everyone is multi-tasking, you are not the only one. Get a grip or get out

7. Call for meeting to appear important - Also speechless

8. Making excuses - Haiz....

9. Taking extra long smoke breaks, rush work, do mistakes - refer to no. 3

10. Blogging about behaviour at work instead of working - I bo liao what, cannot meh?