When you are on a bus.....

DON'T............
1. Molest people physically or mentally
2. Raise your arm up high if you think you have B.O.
3. Jostle your way up and down the bus - Hello? Queue up will die?
4. Die die must get a sit unless you are 55 and above.
5. Pretend to fall asleep so you no need to give up your seat to the elderly.
6. Stand too close to me, you are going to hit my small breasts already.
7. Play your irritating music outloud, your lim peh don't own SBS or SMRT
8. Be rude to bus-drivers
9. Be rude to passengers

and finally, most IMPORTANTLY, don't
10. Fart - it's fucking smelly and all of us are stuck in the freaking bus.