Friends again with Mr B.
hahahaha... he has normalised!
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
How long does it take for Indonesians to go toilet?
I overheard one of my staff asking this question.
Girl: "How long does it take for Indonesians to go toilet?"
*cold sweat* when you hear such questions from your staff.
Boy: "I dont know, 10 minutes?"
Girl: "Do you think 10 minutes is enough?"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What kind of question is THAT?????
*roll eyes*
Girl: "How long does it take for Indonesians to go toilet?"
*cold sweat* when you hear such questions from your staff.
Boy: "I dont know, 10 minutes?"
Girl: "Do you think 10 minutes is enough?"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What kind of question is THAT?????
*roll eyes*
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Trip cancelled
Okay trip to BKK cancelled.
Too expensive! Each ticket is S$470.
Dont know should feel happy or sad. haha!
Too expensive! Each ticket is S$470.
Dont know should feel happy or sad. haha!
Hi Bangkok! Maybe.....
I may be going bangkok with my family end of Dec07.
Very last minute... AS USUAL... du du du du.....
So I have to do magic to book cheap tickets and accomodation to occupy everyone comfortably.
This is going to be a drama mama trip for sure as there are so many of us going.
I'm announcing the start of this drama mama holiday trip.
DRAMA MAMA HOLIDAY TRIP - targeted premier date 27 Dec 07.
Director:
Nono Margono
Casts:
Naggy dadster - Powerful Nagger, dont try to stop his nags or risk your ears!
Naggy mumster - Silent Killer, try to ignore her nags and she will nag you to death!
Garang + Shopaholic sister - Try to stand between her and a good bargain, she will knock you back to ulu South Africa!
Bo Chap Broster - Only line will be "Anything"
Cutie + Greedy Bryan - The neutralizer of any bad feeling among the casts, a must have!
Supporting Cast:
Broster's girlfriend aka Eutophia girl, Fanni - Errr.. "ca le fare"
This is going to be a challenging trip for Nono coz it's 6D5N. Being the director, Nono has to plan for all the itinerary to make sure everyone is happy.
Watch out for updates on this space!
(pengsan and roll on the floor)
Very last minute... AS USUAL... du du du du.....
So I have to do magic to book cheap tickets and accomodation to occupy everyone comfortably.
This is going to be a drama mama trip for sure as there are so many of us going.
I'm announcing the start of this drama mama holiday trip.
DRAMA MAMA HOLIDAY TRIP - targeted premier date 27 Dec 07.
Director:
Nono Margono
Casts:
Naggy dadster - Powerful Nagger, dont try to stop his nags or risk your ears!
Naggy mumster - Silent Killer, try to ignore her nags and she will nag you to death!
Garang + Shopaholic sister - Try to stand between her and a good bargain, she will knock you back to ulu South Africa!
Bo Chap Broster - Only line will be "Anything"
Cutie + Greedy Bryan - The neutralizer of any bad feeling among the casts, a must have!
Supporting Cast:
Broster's girlfriend aka Eutophia girl, Fanni - Errr.. "ca le fare"
This is going to be a challenging trip for Nono coz it's 6D5N. Being the director, Nono has to plan for all the itinerary to make sure everyone is happy.
Watch out for updates on this space!
(pengsan and roll on the floor)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Another wedding
Another friend got married on Sunday (tea) Monday (banquet)!
As usual, I was the jie mei again, yippie......NOT!
TEA CEREMONY - SUNDAY
First of all, the groom and xiong di sooooooo cannot make it, so uncooperative, so not gallant, in a summary, WAH LAO EH.
There were 3 of us as jie mei and got 4 xiong di.
So as usual, we start with suan tien ku la (STKL)
Wah lao, the stupid groom is damn irritating!!!
First, he asked us to explain the meaning behind the STKL, so fair enough we explain di di da da.
Then he pretended to forget and asked us to explain again! What the freak??
He refused to eat the STKL even when the parents inlaw were in the room, watching him lor!
So we argued (and I really mean argue) to the point that I told him in a very stern voice, "This is symbolic and your parents inlaw were watching, are you going to eat, or not."
And you know what he said "Sure, I will eat lah, but you got to explain to me what it means...etc etc" He seriously tried to talk his way out with his INELOQUENCY and irritating trying to act cute, FAINT!
Fucking third time okay! Until my friend's aunt also got pissed off and told him "This is a necessity, you need to eat it, all right?"
Wah lao eh!!!!!!
After that ang pow only gave a total of $28 for 3 of us - fine, who cares about his money, it's only a token anyway - so we let him off at $28.
The drama didnt end there, ask him to sing and dance - WE PROVIDE MUSIC AND LYRICS - he also didnt want to. And start with his annoying "Okay tell me what the significance of doing this, bla bla bla"
What the freaking shit man - and this is only the second item!!
We, the sisters, were quite pissed off lor, it's like not telling you to strip or anything.
Roll eyes thousand times!
Cannot tahan anymore I told him off! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GOT PISSED OFF BEING A JIE MEI, YOU TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF. *Glare and roll eyes*
By then, the 3 jie meis totally pissed and no mood so told him to go up.
Before he went in, one of the jie meis told him to state 5 reasons why he wanted to marry my friend:
1. Because I love her.
2. Because she loves me....errr..errr...
3. Because I love her....err..err...
4. Because she loves me.
I think he is a reincarnation of a spoilt recorder.
Anywaysssss, the xiong dis are more fun people, got gossip about the groom with them and hi hi ha ha in the car also lah.
Then we reached the groom's house at 8am.
We waited for bloody 1/1/2 hour for the relatives to come in and conducted the tea ceremony!
Wah lao! I only heard of relatives waiting for the couple right, I have never waited for so long for relatives to turn up one you know.
Poor my friend hot and uncomfortable in her wedding gown.
So what we do during the 1/1/2 hour? Talk cock with xiong dis, drank 4 cups of tea, drank 3 cups of coffee, prick my eyes with my fingers to stop falling asleep, read newspaper.
Of course we have to pretend to still be chirpy and happy, so that my friend wont feel bad about it lah. Aiyoh.... I think she also sian. So we take lots of photos during to kill some time as well =)
After that we went back to her new house, then to her parents' place again.
I was casually chatting with my friend's sis (forgot her name, so im going to call her jie jie) then we gossip about groom's relatives lor. hahahaha....
I told the jie jie that no worries lah, even though groom very ngiao, but he treats her well, very concerned if my friend felt hot.
Then jie jie sniped "He better treats her well!"
Apparently the week before the wedding, he didnt really care much about my friend and this upset my friend lor.
Haizzz... maybe wedding jitters and stress? I also dont know lah.
So I told jie jie, "Well, the couple smiled and laughed a lot, I guess they are really happy!"
Then jie jie retorted " Zho hi what! + glare". At this point, I confirm know her sis really doesnt like the groom.
WEDDING BANQUET - MONDAY
Then comes Monday evening, I was totally sick and down with fever.
Bride totally pretty with her curls and wedding dress - she looked very sweet and happy!
Me doing reception again, while waiting for guests to arrive, drank 2 glasses of water and lots of potato chips!
So after 7 plus, guests started to arrive.
Most of the guests from the groom side arrived first... My friend's guests also si be ku ku jiao one, most of them came so late!!!
Got drama lor,
At about 8 plus, the groom checked with his sister and sister-inlaw, "So how many % of MY guests have arrived? Oh almost all? Can start already lor?"
Si be infuriating!!!!!!!!! He said this without checking with his bride - who was just standing beside him!!
Then his sister said "Oh, our guests have mostly arrived, but hers (the bride) havent"
Wah lao, very tactless right... my friend already so gan cheong! stupid bimbo.
Then ding dong ding dong on whether to start wedding without waiting for bride's guests... ngi ngo ngo... discuss... discuss... I just shut up and play with nails since I'm not fambly)
So jie jie, my heroine for the day, stood up and told the groom tensely, "Why not start at 8.30? It's raining and a weekday, I'm sure some people will be delayed. We should give them some time allowance." (Noni applauded quietly with her toes + glare at the groom + smiled sweetly at the bride)
Groom (MAYBE just remembered the wedding dinner doesnt make up of his guests only): "Oh okay okay, start at 8.30"
At this point, the biological brother (also wedding coordinator), came out and ask the whole bunch of us, "so are we starting soon?" HAHAHAHHAHAA... cant blame him, he was oblivious of the whole situation... Actually his biological brother is the nicest of the lot!! He is the most sporting of the lot and very helpful towards the bride's family. When I was alone waiting for the rest of the guests to come in, he asked the waitress to serve me a bowl of soup too. Wah very considerate!
Sigh.... quite sad I missed the march in and the montague.
I just wish my friend a blissful marriage. Though we were not the closest friends, I hope my friend makes the right choice. I'm sure there are plus points to the groom that makes her want to spend the rest of her life with him.
But I can also understand why jie jie doesnt like him. After all, my friend is very much doted by her family.
Oh well... quite a drama wedding. Wish my friend happiness forever and ever! =)
As usual, I was the jie mei again, yippie......NOT!
TEA CEREMONY - SUNDAY
First of all, the groom and xiong di sooooooo cannot make it, so uncooperative, so not gallant, in a summary, WAH LAO EH.
There were 3 of us as jie mei and got 4 xiong di.
So as usual, we start with suan tien ku la (STKL)
Wah lao, the stupid groom is damn irritating!!!
First, he asked us to explain the meaning behind the STKL, so fair enough we explain di di da da.
Then he pretended to forget and asked us to explain again! What the freak??
He refused to eat the STKL even when the parents inlaw were in the room, watching him lor!
So we argued (and I really mean argue) to the point that I told him in a very stern voice, "This is symbolic and your parents inlaw were watching, are you going to eat, or not."
And you know what he said "Sure, I will eat lah, but you got to explain to me what it means...etc etc" He seriously tried to talk his way out with his INELOQUENCY and irritating trying to act cute, FAINT!
Fucking third time okay! Until my friend's aunt also got pissed off and told him "This is a necessity, you need to eat it, all right?"
Wah lao eh!!!!!!
After that ang pow only gave a total of $28 for 3 of us - fine, who cares about his money, it's only a token anyway - so we let him off at $28.
The drama didnt end there, ask him to sing and dance - WE PROVIDE MUSIC AND LYRICS - he also didnt want to. And start with his annoying "Okay tell me what the significance of doing this, bla bla bla"
What the freaking shit man - and this is only the second item!!
We, the sisters, were quite pissed off lor, it's like not telling you to strip or anything.
Roll eyes thousand times!
Cannot tahan anymore I told him off! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GOT PISSED OFF BEING A JIE MEI, YOU TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF. *Glare and roll eyes*
By then, the 3 jie meis totally pissed and no mood so told him to go up.
Before he went in, one of the jie meis told him to state 5 reasons why he wanted to marry my friend:
1. Because I love her.
2. Because she loves me....errr..errr...
3. Because I love her....err..err...
4. Because she loves me.
I think he is a reincarnation of a spoilt recorder.
Anywaysssss, the xiong dis are more fun people, got gossip about the groom with them and hi hi ha ha in the car also lah.
Then we reached the groom's house at 8am.
We waited for bloody 1/1/2 hour for the relatives to come in and conducted the tea ceremony!
Wah lao! I only heard of relatives waiting for the couple right, I have never waited for so long for relatives to turn up one you know.
Poor my friend hot and uncomfortable in her wedding gown.
So what we do during the 1/1/2 hour? Talk cock with xiong dis, drank 4 cups of tea, drank 3 cups of coffee, prick my eyes with my fingers to stop falling asleep, read newspaper.
Of course we have to pretend to still be chirpy and happy, so that my friend wont feel bad about it lah. Aiyoh.... I think she also sian. So we take lots of photos during to kill some time as well =)
After that we went back to her new house, then to her parents' place again.
I was casually chatting with my friend's sis (forgot her name, so im going to call her jie jie) then we gossip about groom's relatives lor. hahahaha....
I told the jie jie that no worries lah, even though groom very ngiao, but he treats her well, very concerned if my friend felt hot.
Then jie jie sniped "He better treats her well!"
Apparently the week before the wedding, he didnt really care much about my friend and this upset my friend lor.
Haizzz... maybe wedding jitters and stress? I also dont know lah.
So I told jie jie, "Well, the couple smiled and laughed a lot, I guess they are really happy!"
Then jie jie retorted " Zho hi what! + glare". At this point, I confirm know her sis really doesnt like the groom.
WEDDING BANQUET - MONDAY
Then comes Monday evening, I was totally sick and down with fever.
Bride totally pretty with her curls and wedding dress - she looked very sweet and happy!
Me doing reception again, while waiting for guests to arrive, drank 2 glasses of water and lots of potato chips!
So after 7 plus, guests started to arrive.
Most of the guests from the groom side arrived first... My friend's guests also si be ku ku jiao one, most of them came so late!!!
Got drama lor,
At about 8 plus, the groom checked with his sister and sister-inlaw, "So how many % of MY guests have arrived? Oh almost all? Can start already lor?"
Si be infuriating!!!!!!!!! He said this without checking with his bride - who was just standing beside him!!
Then his sister said "Oh, our guests have mostly arrived, but hers (the bride) havent"
Wah lao, very tactless right... my friend already so gan cheong! stupid bimbo.
Then ding dong ding dong on whether to start wedding without waiting for bride's guests... ngi ngo ngo... discuss... discuss... I just shut up and play with nails since I'm not fambly)
So jie jie, my heroine for the day, stood up and told the groom tensely, "Why not start at 8.30? It's raining and a weekday, I'm sure some people will be delayed. We should give them some time allowance." (Noni applauded quietly with her toes + glare at the groom + smiled sweetly at the bride)
Groom (MAYBE just remembered the wedding dinner doesnt make up of his guests only): "Oh okay okay, start at 8.30"
At this point, the biological brother (also wedding coordinator), came out and ask the whole bunch of us, "so are we starting soon?" HAHAHAHHAHAA... cant blame him, he was oblivious of the whole situation... Actually his biological brother is the nicest of the lot!! He is the most sporting of the lot and very helpful towards the bride's family. When I was alone waiting for the rest of the guests to come in, he asked the waitress to serve me a bowl of soup too. Wah very considerate!
Sigh.... quite sad I missed the march in and the montague.
I just wish my friend a blissful marriage. Though we were not the closest friends, I hope my friend makes the right choice. I'm sure there are plus points to the groom that makes her want to spend the rest of her life with him.
But I can also understand why jie jie doesnt like him. After all, my friend is very much doted by her family.
Oh well... quite a drama wedding. Wish my friend happiness forever and ever! =)
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Totally Inspired - Marathon 2008
Met up with Jessie for lunch today. Man, I admire that zha bor, she completed her marathon!
I will run marathon in 2008 for sure! Will make time to train, will try my best!
But first must beef up my leg muscles, otherwise cannot make it.
Jessie said need to lose some weight first, so that the burden on the legs is lesser.
Shit this is pretty challenging, I have never gone below 55 since JC days.
But Will TRY!!!
According to J, a lot of old farts who ran marathon okay - is that inspirational or what!
And these old folks are like TOTALLY FIT lor, of course got some who crawled to finishing line lah.
If the old fogeys can do it, there is no excuse for me to say I CANT.
The challenge now is to keep to my training regime. Marathon is different from 21km, I surely cannot finish 42km without proper training!
By running 21km onli, my knees were woobly and turned into jello, cant even freaking walk straight. Heng ah, I recovered after 2 days!
Glad I dont use those squat toilets, I rather not pang sai.
Anyway, my goal for marathon 2008 is now cast into stone, I WILL DO IT!
Here's some funny video of "A day after the marathon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-hCuYjvw2I
I will run marathon in 2008 for sure! Will make time to train, will try my best!
But first must beef up my leg muscles, otherwise cannot make it.
Jessie said need to lose some weight first, so that the burden on the legs is lesser.
Shit this is pretty challenging, I have never gone below 55 since JC days.
But Will TRY!!!
According to J, a lot of old farts who ran marathon okay - is that inspirational or what!
And these old folks are like TOTALLY FIT lor, of course got some who crawled to finishing line lah.
If the old fogeys can do it, there is no excuse for me to say I CANT.
The challenge now is to keep to my training regime. Marathon is different from 21km, I surely cannot finish 42km without proper training!
By running 21km onli, my knees were woobly and turned into jello, cant even freaking walk straight. Heng ah, I recovered after 2 days!
Glad I dont use those squat toilets, I rather not pang sai.
Anyway, my goal for marathon 2008 is now cast into stone, I WILL DO IT!
Here's some funny video of "A day after the marathon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-hCuYjvw2I
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
I want to zho bo lan
I feel damn lazy to work today. No mood siah.
I want to go off already, hang out at some cafe and read a book while sipping tea.
Today totally si be sian, man, I want to go holiday!!!!
Can't wait until the 20th Dec, first day of office shut down until 1st Jan.
I need my break - I want to zho bo lan whole day!
Though I can do that during weekend but to zho bo lan during weekdays is totally different feeling - dont ask me why, I also dont know.
I want to zho bo lan, sobbbbb...
OH, forgot to update,
I lost a bit of weight already, I can wear my old pants now, though a bit tight, but I can freaking BUTTON the drat pants at least.
Will run regularly to go back to my ogiginal weight, I'm sorry my pants, I will be back to action with you soon!
Muaharharharharhar....
I want to go off already, hang out at some cafe and read a book while sipping tea.
Today totally si be sian, man, I want to go holiday!!!!
Can't wait until the 20th Dec, first day of office shut down until 1st Jan.
I need my break - I want to zho bo lan whole day!
Though I can do that during weekend but to zho bo lan during weekdays is totally different feeling - dont ask me why, I also dont know.
I want to zho bo lan, sobbbbb...
OH, forgot to update,
I lost a bit of weight already, I can wear my old pants now, though a bit tight, but I can freaking BUTTON the drat pants at least.
Will run regularly to go back to my ogiginal weight, I'm sorry my pants, I will be back to action with you soon!
Muaharharharharhar....
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